Bluesky but every account is a seal, sized by followers. type your handle and a target's — hit FISSION to projectile off half your blubber and render them BLUBBERIZED (unable to post — cosmetically, not really). sign in and the fission itself is real: a signed record in your own PDS, live in the log below.
purely cosmetic — nobody's real posting ability is touched. it just looks like it. sign in above and the fission itself becomes real: a permanent, signed record.